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The Official Announcement

To the cherished Citizens of Frantzylvania,
To honored dignitaries of foreign nations,
To the various species of the animal kingdom: The royal family wishes to announce with great fanfare the impending arrival of an heir apparent to the throne of Frantzylvania! This serendipitous news was discovered just a few days ago, and has been confirmed by royal doctors. Estimates at this point put the momentous arrival in mid to late June of next year.

Skilled laborers are hard at work constructing a new palace for the coming child, while royal bards are already composing odes to the blessings he/she will bring. A commemorative stamp is also in the works, as is a two volume biography entitled ‘Heir to Frantzylvania: Years (-3/4) to 0.”

In keeping with Frantzylvanian customs, the gender of the child will remain unknown until he/she arrives. The Queen secretly is hoping for a princess, while the King is hoping that it’s a kitty.

Your prayers and well-wishes are appreciated at this turning point in our nation’s history. We shall keep you informed as we approach the big day, and look forward to seeing all of you in future state visits, royal galas, and late night MySpace chat rooms.

May God Bless Frantzylvania and all that know her.

The King and Queen
(and cats and rabbit)

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